By now you may have heard that the horrific Miami “cannibal” case was linked to a new street drug (which is still legal in some states) called, improbably, Bath Salts. Really? I mean, really? Who names these things? Crack, crank, X, smack . . . most of those I get. At least they’re easy to say. But Bath Salts? Especially for an amphetamine drug that makes you aggressive, paranoid, and crazy?
Bath Salts are supposed to relax you, not make you eat people!
Calgon, take me away (in handcuffs)!
This is not exactly a new drug. Missouri has been fighting the “bath salts” fight for at least three years that I know of, and I read national news stories about it at least that long ago.